How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you?
You say “i want u on top of me naked” and help said person with the clothes.
(Source: surf4ces, via society-killed-the-sanity)
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8 Beer Innovations We’d Actually Use
Over the years, Beer companies have attempted to improve your drinking experience with several half-assed “improvements” to their cans and bottles; and while wide-mouthed cans and cold-activated logos are nice, they don’t exactly scream “CONSUME ME AND ONLY ME FOR THEREST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE.” As such, I propose these actual alcoholic innovations to make drinking beer even more fun than it already was.
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